That's what the ##/@*# blogger.com has been telling me for OVER two weeks now. It wouldn't let me post to my own doggone blog. Day after day I come here full of amazing things to share - but NOOOOOOO... Mr. Big Shot Blogger.Com is pretending like I'm a complete stranger.
I'm tired of hearing, "You are not an author on this blog. Would you like to start a blog? Click here."
NO I DON'T WANT TO START A BLOG. I HAVE A BLOG! ACKNOWLEDGE ME, YOU FOOL.
I'm obviously hurt, to say the least. (Actually, hurt is not the right word.)
I have no idea why "it" refuses to recognize me now. I mean...I did highlight my hair,- and perhaps I overdid it a bit - but it's not really that noticeable. And certainly if Mr. Blogger Dot Com is so daggum sensitive to change you'd think the 15lbs I'd gained in the last year would have set him off before now.
It's a fluke that he let me on tonight. I'm not sure how I got back in his good graces. .....Or how long I'll stay there.
Maybe Mr. Too Big For His HTML, got tired of all the "inquiries"/aka hate mail he's been getting from me - Or perhaps he saw the light and realized my tens of readers would not stand for this ignominy any longer. A boycott from them could affect the Blogger Ass(ets).
So I guess I should treat this post like every word could be my last, since I really don't know when Mr. Fickle-Blogger will let me back on. I guess I should fill this space with profundities the likes of which you've never heard (from me, anyway.)
But, I'm exhausted from 16 days of frustration and depression over being stripped of the authorship of a blog I birthed (without drugs, I might add) over a year ago.
And the sad part is - Mr. B.D.C. knows that even though he's trying to pretend like there was never anything between us, I'm committed to staying. (Because I'm too stupid to find a more suitable companion - like typepad or wordpress, who I understand are much more stable partners.)
So, good night - Or perhaps good bye. Ask the Big Cheese Blogger Boss.
And I had so much to tell you (sigh....)
Debbie, Not the author of this blog
P.S. If you're tired of coming here and finding two-week old posts (and apparently many of you are, since my numbers are down by about 75%, which means only my husband and two out of eleven children are still checking in...) you can always sign up to get notified when a new post is added. Either click on 'rss feed' at the top of the blog - or click on 'subscribe' at the bottom of the page.
Of course, there's always the chance you'll get a message that says You are no longer a reader of this blog. :)