Enough already with the Blog Nagging, people.
I do plan on blogging again, but didn't your mothers teach you that nagging would get you nowhere (and that bribes are much more effective.And BTW, My favorite candy is malted milk balls - not the fakey Whoppers, but the real ones like they sell at Publix.)
As a matter of fact, Right this Red Hot Internet Moment, I have a great, picture-filled 30th Birthday draft waiting for me to hit "Publish Now". It needs some polishing - and I happen to be really busy right now polishing our new basement playroom (!) that my HHOH (Handy Hunk of Husband)took a week off of work to complete. There is nothing like a Down-Under playroom to cut down on noise and clutter in the upstairs.
I can't totally blame the basement for my Blogging Scarcity. The blame should be equally shared with the laundry, the homeschooling and Lowes (where I've been going daily to try to decide basement wall and floor colors).
Menopause has made me a tad indecisive.
Almost hebetudinous, if I'm being honest. Which I totally strive for.
And just in case some of you more curious readers are wondering whose 30th birthday pictures are sitting impatiently in my draft box - they are not mine, although I'm sure you could've figured that out yourself from my sidebar picture - even though it is two years old and taken on one of my finer days, I am rarely mistaken for a 30 year old.
I do have to put up with a ton of Mistaken Identity, however.
Very Stupid and Obviously Vision-Impaired cashiers and drive-thru attendants are constantly asking if my own dear children are my GrandChildren. It's very bad for business when they do that.
Stay tuned for some cool pics of my oldest daughter, Brite, in honor of her 30th birthday. (As well as some ridiculous, big-fluffy-haired-80's pictures of me, and some equally funny - yet very handsome and macho at the time -pictures of my HHOH.
OK, Are you happy now, Mary? Can I open my blinds now and quit worrying about whether you're out there? :)